case no. 001 subject found behind the sorting office

$ANONPEPE

Anonymous Pepe.

He wears a grocery bag. He answers to nothing.
He is usually around.

contract address copied exactly as written in pencil
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Anonymous Pepe: a small plush green creature wearing a crumpled paper bag with sticker eyes
tap the bag — he says little
keep going
Anonymous Pepe leaning over the edge of a surface, looking down at the viewer
rare photograph he did not consent

what he is

The bag

Nobody has seen what is under it. Nobody has asked a second time.

It is a midsize kraft paper sack — the kind that holds two apples and a receipt. He found it the night the streetlights started humming, put it on, and it fit. That was the end of the discussion.

  1. 1 He does not take the bag off. This is not a mood. It is a policy.
  2. 2 Leave something to eat by the sorting office and he will consider it. He may not eat it while you watch.
  3. 3 He looks at you only when you are not looking. Check twice. By then it is usually too late.

allegedly

Field notes

Four days out of the week. The rest is nobody's business.

07:10

Sat outside the sorting office for two hours. Was not waiting for anything. That is just where he sits.

no movement
12:40

Somebody dropped a receipt. He looked at it for a while. Then it was gone. He says nothing about this.

unclear
18:05

A dog barked at him. He barked back, once, quietly, from inside the bag. The dog left first.

one bark
23:59

Saw his own shadow on the wall. Did not care for it. Went inside. The light stayed on until morning.

went inside

Sometimes he lies down and lets the floor do the work.

under-table hours: most of them

Anonymous Pepe lying flat on the floor, limbs spread out, exhausted

he is here

Anonymous Pepe leaning over the edge of a table, looking down at the viewer

move your cursor — he follows it

sightings

Say something.
He is listening through the paper.

There is a small crowd around him now. Nobody is entirely sure how it started, and the bag has no objections. Say hello in one of these two places.

the bag notices everything

the number

Written on the inside flap

In pencil, in someone else's handwriting. He has never used it. He keeps it folded where the bag meets his neck.

contract address $ANONPEPE
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copied — tucked into the bag